Former Playboy and glamour model Izabela Lukomska-Pyzalska has taken over as director of the Polish club Warta Poznan. The club currently resides in the Polish first division, which is actually the second division of Polish soccer below the Ektraklasa Premier League. This would be the perfect opportunity to make a Polish joke except England’s First Division is actually its third so that makes even less sense.
The former model is set on returning Warta to its former glory, or at least back to the top division where it has not been since the 1990s. She promises to bring discipline and order to the club.
“I used to work in a building company, which requires ruling with an iron fist. I will make sure that there is order and discipline at the club,” proclaimed the new dictator director.
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Former Playboy and glamour model Izabela Lukomska-Pyzalska has taken over as director of the Polish club Warta Poznan. The club currently resides in the Polish first division, which is actually the second division of Polish soccer below the Ektraklasa Premier League. This would be the perfect opportunity to make a Polish joke except England’s First Division is actually its third so that makes even less sense.
The former model is set on returning Warta to its former glory, or at least back to the top division where it has not been since the 1990s. She promises to bring discipline and order to the club.
“I used to work in a building company, which requires ruling with an iron fist. I will make sure that there is order and discipline at the club,” proclaimed the new dictator director.
Obama Predicts That Bears Top Packers By 3 In Sunday’s Game. President Barack Obama is predicting that his hometown Chicago Bears will defeat their rivals, the Green Bay Packers, 20-17 in Sunday’s NFC championship game. But White House spokesman Robert Gibbs says Obama won’t hold a grudge against the state of Wisconsin should the Packers pull off a win. Gibbs says Obama will travel to Manitowoc, Wis., on Wednesday, regardless of the outcome. [Huffington Post]
Is Vikings’ Frank Walker using Twitter to help pal find girls for new porn site? “New porn site coming soon and my boy is looking for females. Paying like 200 to 700 per hour.” [Twitter]
Dennis Byrd Was Worried His Pre-Game Speech Would Flop. “Initially, I was worried that what I had to say was going to flop because they were so quiet and they were so attentive. It was one of those things where you just had them as a captive audience and I was really, really thrilled to have the opportunity. They took what I said, they responded and it’s one of those things that resounds to an athlete.” [Sports Radio Interviews]
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